SIT DOWN CHINA! I’VE GOT THIS!

With 70 millions of Word Press articles published every day, it tells me how many, at a minimum, do not read my post.

Anyway if we need eeeeny  more articles about  Trump, Biden or other senility subjects, I know where to look. If I want to read insignificant  minutia about  insignificant  minutia  I know where to look- may  try  to write some myself.

Let me do some math..70 millions..hmmm. is there that  many people even on WP?( shush, China! I’ll  get to you)

I tried starting  my dribbling, dabbling diatribe  with Vietnam, but it goes waaaay  before that. Kublai Khan, up to Kunta Kintee, wanted to invade the rice fields of that fertile Vietnam…failed..failed…failed.

China thought they could  “assimilate” Vietnam. Hah! Hah! And Hah!

Then the French, infected with communism, 8-hour- a-day-only war “sorties” and sexual lice tried to “colonize” Vietnam.  ( shut up, De Gaul, I’ve  got this)

Then President, Jewish TRUman thought he could help the French out are you Laughing yet?

JFK, thought his good  looks, charm and family name could weigh in on the  noticeable  imbalance over there with those “gooks” and learned what the Rockefellers  learned in South America..they really do eat Kennedys.

Then ol Elephant ears. DUMBO  Johnson, owing his allegiance  to Miz money bags, Lady  Bird,  figured that he and his  ” Stupid,Dumb sailers” as he put it, could create  a Tonkin Bay incident which would teach Ho Chi Minh HU was in charge.

Enter Richard  Nixon: ( come on up, dont be shy) Nixon was as dumb as a box  of Rocks..or pretended to be.

It was the “ego maniac..jew bastard..Henry Kissinger”, who ran the show and not  “Tricky Dick”

Mr. K was  secretly…yes..SECRETLY meeting with the Vietcong..not North Vietnam, the VIETCONG, treason  doth pay! ( sit down, Shakespeare, I’ve got this) Heck, Nixon  did not eeeeeven  know he was going to a “secret” meeting  with  China until one day before. ( take a bow, mr.K)

Once, Nixon, just like half the nation, half of Congress  and half the Pentagon wanted to B O M B  the North Vietnam regime back to something they understood ( I think  General Curtis  Lemay called it “the Stone  age) but, nah, The Jewish New York Slimes, the Washington Slop  and some Synagogue  in Moscow, gave a thumbs  down.

If you actually carry the war to North Vietnam,  you might win. How could you then hand South Vietnam  to Communist Russia  and China without being obviously  treasonous, hmmm??

I have critics. They have told me for years that I just don’t  understand “the politics of  Gooks in Asia.”

I thought we were talking about War.

Was it an undeclared war? My bad. Tell all the maimed and dead to rejoice! They can find CLOSURE  now.

Politics? Poly Ticks? The Mekong Delta, that vast and fertile area capable of feeding all of Vietnam,

( yes, you too, China) was a great prize. And so was closing U.S. Military bases in Taiwan, per the demands of Asia, so ,cough, Nixon  and Kissinger could get out of Vietnam..wait a sec… Taiwan? TAIWAN?

What did Taiwan have to do with the [undeclared] war in Vietnam? Nothing! Except the Chinese could not occupy Taiwan with the huge power and might of the U.S.A. involved.  “Soooo!:Says China to Nixon, ” You want out of Vietnam ? Have we got a deal for you!!..pull out of Taiwan!… oh, and give us the world market on everything you stupid imperialist bastard!

MADE IN CHINA tags will  glorify our regime and just wait till  we manufacture the most ridiculous delusion since the “six million”…a NON EXISTANT HEALTH THREAT.we will call it a Virus and we will manufacture the gags..errr..masks.”

     “Oh, alright then,” said Nixon, “is this ok with Moscow too?” A grateful nation will thank me for getting them out of a rice paddy they were shoved into in the first place, and who knows? They may forgive me for wire tapping everyone. BY THE WAY how did Kissinger find out I said Jews could not be trusted?”

China invades the world via fishing boats. ( barely a mention of Vietnam)

It seems that the Chinese problem began back in the day of Confucius  and persists today. Its  failure to “assimulate” Vietnam  is moderated by the failure of France, Germany, Japan, and finally the U.S. to “assimilate” Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos.
The communists Chinese, apparently, remembering the 3 failed attempts by Kublai Kahn to invade that monsoon swamp, drew their attentions  on the U.S. and the Western world by trading  plastic shoes, Slave produced “goods” and plastic bags for BFF ( Best Friends Forever) status to “assimulate” the West.
It did not work well for China, when they traded plows, oxen and “modernization” to the Vietnamese, those “Savages” who live in Rice paddies, merely accepted the favors and refused assimulation. But The U.S., not wanting to get “bogged down in the Quagmire of Vietnam” decided  to train Ho Che and his “Vietminh” as early as 1945. In 1958-1975
Trying to keep French “possessions” in Vietnam  safe for the French and elite in Saigon, they allowed the British to send American armament to help the French, who after a battle of Win-lose- win-lose, dating back to the 15th Century, decided to play Kissinger’s…er, I mean, Nixon’s China card to get U.S. troops  out of that quagmire.
Now, the West can enjoy the plastic shoes, round shoe strings, and plastics that, while is not superior to Iron and steel, does maintain  the BFF status, so enthralling  to the Western minds that cant learn from a Chinese trick even when pulled a dozen times… and didnt work in Vietnam.
Now, the Haphong Harber, which China has cast greedy eyes toward is, once again, under the Merchant’s telescope. This time, the phrase THERE’S  MORE FISH IN THE SEA actually means FISH. ( Keep your seat. Freud, I’ve  got this!)

China invades the world via fishing boats. ( barely a mention of Vietnam)

It seems that the Chinese problem began back in the day of Confucius  and persists today. Its  failure to “assimulate” Vietnam  is moderated by the failure of France, Germany, Japan, and finally the U.S. to “assimilate” Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos.
The communists Chinese, apparently, remembering the 3 failed attempts by Kublai Kahn to invade that monsoon swamp, drew their attentions  on the U.S. and the Western world by trading  plastic shoes, Slave produced “goods” and plastic bags for BFF ( Best Friends Forever) status to “assimulate” the West.
It did not work well for China, when they traded plows, oxen and “modernization” to the Vietnamese, those “Savages” who live in Rice paddies, merely accepted the favors and refused assimulation. But The U.S., not wanting to get “bogged down in the Quagmire of Vietnam” decided  to train Ho Che and his “Vietminh” as early as 1945. In 1958-1975
Trying to keep French “possessions” in Vietnam  safe for the French and elite in Saigon, they allowed the British to send American armament to help the French, who after a battle of Win-lose- win-lose, dating back to the 15th Century, decided to play Kissinger’s…er, I mean, Nixon’s China card to get U.S. troops  out of that quagmire.
Now, the West can enjoy the plastic shoes, round shoe strings, and plastics that, while is not superior to Iron and steel, does maintain  the BFF status, so enthralling  to the Western minds that cant learn from a Chinese trick even when pulled a dozen times… and didnt work in Vietnam.
Now, the Haphong Harber, which China has cast greedy eyes toward is, once again, under the Merchant’s telescope. This time, the phrase THERE’S  MORE FISH IN THE SEA actually means FISH. ( Keep your seat. Freud, I’ve  got this!)

HOW TO STOP CONSPIRACY THEORISTS IN THEIR TRACKS.

IF you are like me, you are overweight on your newly discovered Conspiracy diet ( Invented by that cannibal-faggot-Alien wearing a Gray jumpsuit)

Here are some sure fire ways ( pardon the shooting pun) to prevent your true lies from falling into that quicksand of conspiracy.

1. Dont reveal that you have unknown but “trusted” officials to back you up.

2. If you use the color orange, dont have your “shooter” show up in Court with hair dyed orange, wearing an Orange ” inmate” shirt, sitting next to the defense attorney who played another role at another shooting, we will just call “Sandy Hook”

3. Dont use numbers like 9 and 11 over and over.i.e., (one, unnamed witness, aged 45…4+5=9) and the other unnamed witness was aged 56 ( 5+6=11) also avoid, like in the Las Vegas shooting, that the shooter fired for between 9-11 minutes..

4. If you do use the color orange ( numerical value of 33) don’t over do it. i.e., in 2016, on ORANGE street, in ORANGE county, Florida, the ORANGE producing state, while the “ORANGE man” was campaigning for the presidency, etc.etc.etc….

5. For Goodness sake, don’t have Hilliary Clinton start a conspiracy on a public Talk show, that the “orange man”, Donald Trump, will not leave office even if he loses the election!

I mean, Hillary, two-time loser, won’t leave public appearances, even though her claim of rigged elections is moot. Who cares, Hillary? You aren’t in!

6. Because 6 is a good number, especially with 6 zeros, try not to over use this magic number. You run into mathematical impossibilities that spell out trouble for you: C O N S P I R A C Y.

7. Dont use well established agencies known for their whopping lies; i.e., “Ed, the Fed, said….”, or, ” BBC, printed an expose on psychos…” If you mention Masons, Illuminati, NWO, or Rothschilds, please dont include their Checkerboard floors shown in the majority of movies, or the brick walls inordinately placed in the background, or the six-pointed star painted everywhere , and please, please, please, if you show a shoe lying near the scene of a “terrorist attack” maybe explain how it got there?

I hope these informative bits not found in “Hints from Heloise” aid you in your next “avoidance of Conspiracy theories”

One last bit of advise: lose the purple ties, dresses and shirts your news reporters wear, especially while talking about a “troubled, Confederate flag waving mental case” who some unnamed girlfriend back in high school said, ‘he was always a little weird’.

There’s a lovely conspiracy coming to a theater near you!

I always thought Nelson Rockefeller was too,uhmmmm, sophisticated to pose as a singer, then my neighbor,( a lizard Alex Jones warned about) dared me to compare Nelson’s facial features…especially the ears, with a contemporary of Nelson’s, Tex Ritter.

Dont do that, readers! I am not responsible for your jaw dropping!

I once thought that Charles Manson, the most hated man since Adolph, was in prison, a buddy of mine dared me to look at all the images of him on the internet. Don’t do that, sane readers! Just where is Manson’s famous tattoo supposed to be? Between his eyes? on his left brow? Just where? Close your mouth! Your jaws are dropping!

I thought the MANSON FAMILY killed Sharon Tate. A troublesome busy body dared me to look closely at the photos of the crime scene on the internet. Is that mannequin Sharon Tate? Dont look now, your jaw is dropping. I thought the Amazon sized CHER, was a real woman. That pesky do gooder buddy dared me to take a physiology course. Dont do it, folks! You are trapped! I thought that General Colin Powell and that wretch of a person, Louis Farrakhan, were two separate persons. Along comes ms.”Ima Informer” and dares me to compare their images. Don’t do it! I beg you! Just last week, I read about the “Abraham Lincoln assassination hoax” OMGOSH! Dont tread those waters! Some troubling questions arise ( pull your jaw up) I am reminded of the pamphlet, a real troublemaker handed me some years back ( nah nahna nah nah!) By the late Nord Davis jr…dont Google him, entitled ” Will the real Ronald Reagon please stand up?

I cant take it anymore! My jaw is stuck now in that dropped position and my real friends ( at CNN and Disney) think I am scoffing!

Btw, is a JACK RUBY a fake jewel?

Let’s just get this over with!

It’s coming;everyone knows it.

The “reset” of History and the end of all the greatness is at hand.

Travel to Skid row in L.A. and look at your future, White America!

Drug needles laying on the sidewalks in piles, puddles of urine mixed with fecal remains ..no need to watch your step…you’re already in it.

Just California? Enrich your time travel, here, Whitey, and visit any town in America you choose, and see the public bathrooms the “migrants” have opened up on your streets and sidewalks.

Hey! Dont stop there, this look into your immediate future should include a visit to South Africa where you can see the equipment in hospitals…Whitey built… that has stopped functioning and, since there are no White people in Charge, no repairs will be made.

Are you sick? Find a cot on the hospital floor shared by one or two more patients and wait for the local Witch doctor to come in, throw some chicken bones and “diagnose” that you need the liver of a freshly murdered orphaned child who, with his gang of fellow Black Pride indigents,just got snatched.

GIVE rich tillable soils to Blacks? Bwahaha! And make sure it is rich in minerals? Omgosh!! My sides are splitting. Give your homes to BLACKS? If you are like me, you are deaf to the centuries old clarion shout, GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE! That is all the Blacks know how to say in English,”Gimmee dat!” Now some monstrous demon from Hell is taking everything away from Whites and giving it to innocent I DINDONUFFIN blacks.

The man from Gallilee, called a canaanite woman a dog. That was like calling a black a nigger. I dont suggest you guilty whites who have destroyed the mud hut empires, the Homosexual paradise of the jungles, and torn down the leopard skin padded thrones of Cannibals, should be RAYSIS and not surrender to the HORDES FROM HELL. I mean, sheeeit! You White Christians wash the feet of Devils and curse the hand that welds a sword.

I was in a bookstore before ABOMINATION took office and heard this: “If he [OBAMA] is the antichrist, let’s elect him and get this over with”

Let’s go with that! If we whites want an end to RAYSISM, turn everything over to the skins of “color” and let our children watch them destroy each other with all their craft, skill and “enriching health standards” LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH!

I LOVE A GOOD CONPIRACY

Shhh!  Shush! I said a good conpiracy!

The flat earth, the moon landing, the Santa claus  hoax…all old stuff! And dont  try the Lincoln-Douglas debate with me.( rubbish!)

Tell me something  new, something  with iron in it!

Tell me that John Wilkes Boothe got into Linoln’s booth,  by whispering ” Pizza delivery” tell me all the Marshalls wore white hats so that Jack Ruby would not miss Ozwald and shoot one of them. Tell me, while you are at it, what every jeweler knows; that a Jack Ruby is a fake jewel.

Tell me that General  George Armstrong Custer  had three Cheyenne wives.

Tell me that the Russians even boast  of being the world’s biggest liars! Tell me, with an arrow, Cock Robin was killed by the sparrow.Tell me the nimble  Jack jumped over the candle stick. Tell me why the insane writers get horror stories published and the  twisted Producers spin out sickening details of dismemberment. Tell me the British Army was drunk on Long Island, and knew nothing of a revolution in 1776, Just fill my ears with covid 19 terrors. Read to me from Orwell’s 1984! Tell me how wicked the Germans are! Tell me how and why to be ashamed that I am white…wait..nah! Even I have my limits. I am white and if you are not, that is not a good conspiracy. How about this one: Africans and third world entities were living in fashionable mud huts, killing and eating their neighbors, shrinking enemy heads and performing cunninlingus on cows until the White man came along and ruined all those great civilations. I think we have some great conspiratorial makings with that! Btw, dont bathe; that soap may be somebody’s mother.

Who conquered America?

From Earlier maps of America, before the colonists arrived, one can easily see that America was already inhabited. Civilizations were already here and had been for a very long time. Some maps dating before and around the dates of the Colonies ( 1700s) do not even show Colonies at all. Some Maps strangely make no mention or clue of the 5 Great Lakes, (Michigan, Huron, Ontario,Erie and Superior) what is obvious is that these lands were owned by France, Mexico, and Spain, but what is Striking is the fact that this land called AMERICA, was already named such!

What happened to change AMERICA to THE UNITED STATES?

Have you ever considered the English expansion from the Colonies of the East Coast to the west coast?

Has it occurred to you that most of the immigrants on the “Oregon Trail” in the early 1800s, were ill prepared for such a journey.? We all know that thousands of immigrants died along the trail. We are told that many died from Illnesses, but we are not told that most of them were fated to die regardless of “illnesses” we presuppose that all of them had wagons, and we are even shown picto-proof of these wagons. Did you know that most of these immigrants walked, carrying their only possessions?

Did you ever think that a man and his family could walk as far and as fast as a wagon drawn by a beast of burden?what about water and food? Were these commodities shared by the more fortunate ones who had wagons, supplies and kegs of clean drinking water?

How many immigrants died with no help from the more fortunate? Logistically, it would have been impossible to help thousands of people afoot, by a paltry number of wagoneers, now wouldn’t it?

Now the question comes to mind: what really drove these masses?

Was it merely gold? Was it merely “a better life”? Was it the need for expansion?

How do you get folks-en masse, to endanger the lives of themselves and their precious families, not to mention the lives of their horses, mules, oxen and even dogs?

Have you ever heard of MANIFEST DESTINY? It was on the lips of every politician on the East Coast; it was in every news publication; it was thundered at every community meeting, and it was taught in every subtle and overt way possible.

Did MANIFEST DESTINY have it’s part in driving hoardes of poorly prepared immigrants to doom?

Let us look at some other raw features of the migrations from the East to the West.

Did not the American Government promise large tracts of Land to immigrants? Then why do we read constantly that cowboys were working hard to buy a small tract, build a house for a family, only to lose it to Bankers, cattle Barons and to the Railroad magnates?

Let us take another look at that “War between the States” of 1861-1865.

Come now, and view this from the prospective that thousands and thousands of simple folks from both the North and the South, were left destitute and homeless. Not only did the Yankee Government “win”, but they continued the warfare with CARPETBAGGERS, reprisals, and Land seizures.

Did the West breed “outlaws”? Or were many of these outlaws merely branded as such?

There was an entire expansion of the West, in Present day Montana and Wyoming called APACHE VAQUEROS.( Outlaw cowboys) the very root word in Spanish for Outlaw is APACHE.

Now the hungry inquisitive mind begins to chew on that bone: thousands of “Outlaws”, “APACHES”settled the west?

Back to the question of who conquered America?

The United States did! An entity who today calls itself THE UNITED STATES, a legally registered corporation, with a Headquarters, immune from prosecution, conquored an already existing AMERICA. Is this bad? Is this good? It is always bad for the common, plain man;it is always good for the conquering elite.

Look around yourselves today and ask yourself if you see the homeless,the hungry,and the destitute, or do you see a great MANIFEST DESTINY marching on to victorious claims of Libertie?

Do not ask me for links or cites.I am your link and your cite.

Can you see how MANIFEST DESTINY and war”between the States” conquered us?